Happy Birthday to ME

Today its special, cause its my birthday. So if you don't mind, kindly join me in singing a birthday song for me. Ready, 1, 2, go....

happy birthday to Me,
happy birthday to Me,
happy birthday to Charlie,
happy birthday to Me.

Okay, thanks for singing along. Now where's my presents ? LOL

dam, I'm another year older and I'm still pathetically poor, and single.